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One more drop

| June 5, 2008

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the […]

Something to Offend EVERYONE

| June 5, 2008

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? –Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? –The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? –The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? –Because it’s worth it. What do you […]

Fuckin’ Porridge ~and other funnies~

| June 5, 2008

THREE old Ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them, opened his trench coat and exposed himself. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. And then Maude also […]

Important Medical Study!!

| June 5, 2008

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or […]