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Fuckin’ Porridge ~and other funnies~

| June 5, 2008

THREE old Ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them, opened his trench coat and exposed himself. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. And then Maude also […]

Important Medical Study!!

| June 5, 2008

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or […]