Some Flowers Only Bloom in the Imagination

New Element Discovered!

| February 16, 2009

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of […]

Autoimmune Disease Checklist

| February 13, 2009

Fever / Body Temperature _____ Elevated fever, higher body temperature – Lupus, Graves’ Disease/Hyperthyroidism, Celiac Disease/Gluten Intolerance/Irritable Bowel Syndrome _____ Feeling cold when others feel hot — Hashimoto’s Hypothyroidism _____ Feeling hot when others feel cold — Graves’ Disease/Hyperthyroidism _____ Low body temperature — Hashimoto’s Hypothyroidism Hair _____ Hair loss, round bald patches on the […]

Perhaps he’s really NOT *that* into me?

| February 5, 2009

I saw this blog post on a girlfriend’s myspace blog, and I swear, I know quite a FEW people who should read this. She’s an extremely intelligent, driven young woman. I had the pleasure of working with her when I worked at FFG in Cary, NC. Genuinely nice girl. Anyway, here is what she says. […]