Some Flowers Only Bloom in the Imagination
Hilarious, I’ve had this in email before but this one gets me every time *guffaws* 1. Women ALWAYS make the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change without notice. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If a woman suspects that a man knows all the rules she must immediately change [...]
“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges [...]
Rules for the Non-Military Dear Civilians, ‘We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can’t join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your [...]
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of [...]
http://www.theevolutionofdance.com/ This is about the funniest stuff I’ve seen in weeks. *dyin*