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Rules for Men and Women

| December 3, 2009

Hilarious, I’ve had this in email before but this one gets me every time *guffaws* 1. Women ALWAYS make the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change without notice. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If a woman suspects that a man knows all the rules she must immediately change […]

Ultimate quote of the day — thanks sammi sis!

| March 19, 2009

“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges […]

New Element Discovered!

| February 16, 2009

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of […]

The evolution of dance w/ Jud Laipply

| June 26, 2008

http://www.theevolutionofdance.com/ This is about the funniest stuff I’ve seen in weeks. *dyin*

BJ Ettiquette

| June 8, 2008

Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 – So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don’t care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone’s face. 4. Extension to […]